If only my kid was as happy as Elmo to sit on the potty…

motherhoodjustgotreal:

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totaltrackhead:

I can’t stop laughing at this 😭😂
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meetyourinnerstrength:

Get in me pls

ectobiolosassy:

crazieecatladyy:

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i think i don’t want it anymore

(Source: wilclcat)

cardiocutie:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

liftstuffup:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

liftstuffup:

HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE EVER PUT KETCHUP ON YOUR MAC AND CHEESE 

That is not okay.

Can we let tumblr handle our dispute because I can’t with you rn.

I honestly don’t understand
Do you dip it into the ketchup or actually just put it directly into the bowl
I can’t stomach even thinking about it

Nope nope nope. Too nasty. Cold ketchup on delicious warm Mac and cheese is just unacceptable for me to even think about.

Did my brother post this?


This is the kind of betrayal you have to be prepared for in the big bad world, kid
NATALYRUNS
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